I Have A Social Life. But I

I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Comprehend It For You.

The Person Who Is Bent On Killing You Will Follow You Wherever You Are.

Whenever I Leave Manhattan, I Get The Bends!

The Most Guileful Amongst The Reporters Are Those Who Appear Friendly And Smile And Seem To Be Supportive. They Are The Ones Who Will Seek To Gut You On Every Occasion.

Deals Are My Art Form. Other People Paint Beautifully On Canvas Or Write Wonderful Poetry. I Like Making Deals, Preferably Big Deals. That's How I Get My Kicks.