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My Shows Aren't About Trying To Save Some Place, Because I Don't Feel That's The Right Venue For It. That's My Politics Right There: Don't Bring Politics To My Shows.

These Poor Kids In Baghdad Have No Running Water, No Showers. They Wipe With Baby Wipes. My Heart Goes Out To Them.

Surround Yourself With Good People. Whether They're The Best Or Not, People Are Capable Of Learning If They've Got Good Hearts And They're Good Souls.

There's No Way Anyone In The World Is Having More Fun Than I Am. I Truly Believe That.

I Have Nightmares That I'm Going To Wake Up, And Everyone's Driving A Prius And Living In A Condo, And We're All Getting Health Insurance.