I Hate The Term 'rom-com.'

I Need To Know How The Clock Is Made After You Tell Me What Time It Is. I Want To Know All The Details So I Can Understand How It Works.

I Was Rejected In School Because I Didn't Look Like The Big-breasted, Beautiful Girls. I Was Awkward And Sad. My Mother Always Said, "be Original!" But I Didn't Understand Until I Changed To Be Like Everyone Else.

Human Beings Exist That Have Integrity, That Know How To Keep Their Mouth Shut, That Know The Bigger Picture, That Don't Sell Out Their Friends.

I Hated My Whole Childhood, Hated It, Hated It, Hated It. There Was No Place For Me.

I Will Do Comedy Until The Day I Die: Inappropriate Comedy, Funny Comedy, Gender-bending, Twisting Comedy, Whatever Comedy Is Out There.