I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!