I Had Sadness For Breakfast.

I'm Going To Write A Whole Pilot And See If Anyone's Interested, And If Not Then I'll Just Live Out The Tortured Life Instead Of Showing It On Tv.

I'd Think Of A Topic And Just Rant On It And Transfer It To The Computer, Upload It. It's Such A Quick Thing. You Post It On Your Website And After An Hour, 10 People Write Comments.

I Don't Know Why I Do What I Do. I Tend To Go For The Really Weird, Bizarre Stuff. I Actually Have To Tone It Down For The Show.

I'm Clean And Dope Like Heroin Soap

I Just Want $1 Million Next Season, That's All I Want