I Guess You Could Say I'm What

I Can't Play Any More. I Can't Hit The Ball When I Need To. I Can't Steal Second When I Need To. I Can't Go From First To Third When I Need To. I Can't Score From Second When I Need To. I Have To Quit.

Thank God For Baseball.

I Wanted To Throw My Glass At The Tv.

After They Remodeled Yankee Stadium I Didn't Feel That The Ghosts Were There Anymore. It Just Wasn't The Same.

Well, I Beat My Man. Now It's Up To You To Beat Yours.