I Find That If You Just Talk,

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

Sometimes You Can Know Too Much. A Lot Of Brainy People Like Stephen Fry Are Quite Depressive.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.