I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.