I Fed My Ego, But Not My

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.