I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.