I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire;

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

Miss A Putt For $2,000? Not Likely!

It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

Don't Forget To Stop And Smell The Roses.

The Course Is Playing The Players Instead Of The Players Playing The Course.