I Don't Want Them To Be Told

We Live A Pleasant Life Shopping At The Food Shoppe . . . Taking The Kids To The Weinery-beanery, . . . And Eating Bran Flakes . .. And Then, With No Warning, We Wake Up One Morning Stricken With Middle Age, Full Of Loneliness, Dumb, In Pain. Our Work Is Useless, Our Vocation Is Lost, And Nobody Cares About Us At All. This Is Not Bearable. In Despair, We Go Do Something Spectacularly Dumb, Like Run Away With Amber The Cocktail Waitress, And Suddenly All The Women In Our Life Look At Us With Unmitigated Disgust.

Children Can Find Other Children To Be Pals. Children Need Fathers To Be Fathers.

In Romance, As In Life, You Only Learn When You're Losing.

We All Know You Can Get Aids From Sex, But Did You Know That You Can Get Sex From Aides?

I've Seen The Truth, And It Makes No Sense.