I Don't Think I Ever Played Any

Where Do Ideas Come From? Ideas Come From Other Ideas.

It's Hard To Make Something That's Interesting. It's Really, Really Hard. It's Like A Law Of Nature, A Law Of Aerodynamics, That Anything That's Written Or Anything That's Created Wants To Be Mediocre. The Natural State Of All Writing Is Mediocrity... So What It Takes To Make Anything More Than Mediocre Is Such An Act Of Will.

I Am Mostly A Pretty Worried Person. In Conversations, I Am Always Worried About What To Say.

Where Radio Is Different Than Fiction Is That Even Mediocre Fiction Needs Purpose, A Driving Question.

I'm Going To Go With Chihuahua, Just Because I Can't Think Of Anything More Frightening Than A Giant Chihuahua.