I Don't Think Anybody Is Anybody Else's

I'll Tell Ya, I'm A Genuinely Nice Guy. I Really Am. A Real Nice Guy. But I Think I'm Temperamental.

Jealousy Endlessly Eats Through My Mind, And Jealously Endlessly Makes Me Be Unkind.

The President's Dead, No One Can Find His Head, Its Been Missing For Two Weeks. But No One Seemed To Notice It.

What I Really Love Is My Scotch. It's The Power, The Power Of Positive Drinking.

When You're Growing Up In A Small Town You Know You'll Grow Down In A Small Town There Is Only One Good Use For A Small Town You Hate It And You Know You'll Have To Leave.