I Don't Think Any Gay Dude Is

Like Sweet Morning Dew I Took One Look At You And It Was Plain To See You Were My Destiny

The Cuties I Desire, I Be The First To Set It On Off, Flame On Like The Human Torch.

I've Learned When You Drink Absolut Straight, It Burns Enough To Give My Chest Hairs A Perm.

In My Culture, Shoes Are More Or Less The First Thing Women Look At. Women Look At The Build, And Then They Look At The Shoes. If You Don't Have Nice Shoes, You Don't Have Money. When I Meet A Lawyer, The First Thing I Look At Are His Shoes. If He Has Good Shoes, He's Getting My Money.

The Most I've Smoked In A Day Was Over An Ounce, In Germany.