I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock

There's Always A Justin Bieber. Ever Since I've Been Around, There's Always Been One Of Him.

I Don't Steal Things. I'm Rich.

If I Was President Of The Good Old U.s.a., I'd Turn The Churches Into Strip Clubs And Watch The Whole World Pray.

As Soon As Somebody Comes Out For A Politician, Especially In Hollywood, When They All Go, 'i'm Voting For This Guy!' – I Go, 'that's Not Who I'm Voting For!'

I Don't Write Songs Thinking About Formats, Where Is It Going To Get Played, Who Am I Gonna Please, What's The Outlet For It.