I Don't Put A Great Deal Of

My Uncles, Who Are Farmers In Minooka, Illinois - I Grew Up With Them And Their Pickup Trucks And Mustaches, And To Me That Was Masculinity: Big Hairy Sweaty Guys Who Could Pick Up A Bus.

If Properly Dried And Trimmed, New York-style Pizza Could Be Used To Make A Box For Chicago-style Pizza. I Love A Slice When I'm In Nyc, But It's Like Eating A Slim Jim Compared With A Filet Mignon. One Slice Of Gino's East Stuffed Sausage Pizza Is A Bigger Meal Than An Entire New York Pie.

When I First Met With Agents, They Said, "okay, You're Going To Play Plumbers And Mechanics And Bus Drivers And Farmers. Go."

We Have Such An Embarrassment Of Riches When It Comes To Choice. Do You Want To Hike In The Alps? There Are 300 Pairs Of Shoes You Can Order Within The Next 10 Minutes. You Have Your Choice Of Everything.

Really, All Religious Teachings Can Be Boiled Down To: “just Be Cool. Don’t Be An Asshole.