I Don't Pick On Anybody Who Has

Jesus's First Temptation Was To Be Relevant: To Turn Stones Into Bread. Oh, How Often I Wished I Could Do That!

You're Never A Loser Until You Quit Trying.

Sometimes, God Gives You Physical Talent And Takes Away The Brain.

I Don't Care Where You Are, But The Fans Only Remember Your Last Time At Bat.

What's The Difference Between A Three-week-old Puppy And A Sportswriter? In Six Weeks, The Puppy Stops Whining.