I Don't Like Very Young Women Very

The Secret Of Toe Cleavage, A Very Important Part Of The Sexuality Of The Shoe; You Must Only Show The First Two Cracks.

I Don't Even Know Amanda Seyfried Or Whatever - They're All The Same!

Maintenance Is Terribly Important.

I'm Not Very Nostalgic, You See. I Just Don't Think Anybody Has That Kind Of Thing Anymore. By Culture, By Breeding, By Whatever, It's Not There. The Kids Today-what The Hell Are They Going To Be? I Like Young People - Yes, I Do. But When I Talk To People At The Schools, And They Say, "i Saw You On The Twit," I Don't Even Know What They Are Talking About.

Men Tell Me That I've Saved Their Marriages. It Costs Them A Fortune In Shoes, But It's Cheaper Than A Divorce. So I'm Still Useful, You See.