I Don't Like Paris So Much.

Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.