I Don't Know What Humor Is.

America Is A Great Country, But You Can't Live In It For Nothing.

The Deer Season Just Opened. A Deer Hunter In Ventura Country Brought In His First Man Yesterday.

It's Getting So If A Man Wants To Stand Well Socially, He Can't Afford To Be Seen With Either The Democrats Or The Republicans.

No Party Is As Bad As Its Leaders.

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.