I Don't Know. I Can't Tell The

River Song: Right, I Have Questions. But Number One Is This: What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? The Doctor: It's A Fez. I Wear A Fez Now. Fezzes Are Cool.

The Doctor: [aiming Gun At The Ceiling] Didn't Anyone Ever Tell You? There's One Thing You Never Put In A Trap If You're Smart. If You Value Your Continued Existence, If You Have Any Plans About Seeing Tomorrow, There's One Thing You Never, Ever Put In A Trap. Angel Bob: And What Would That Be, Sir? The Doctor: Me. [fires]

I Write The Kind Of Stuff I'd Like To Watch.

You Want Weapons? We're In A Library! Books! The Best Weapons In The World!

There’s This Issue You’re Not Allowed To Discuss: That Women Are Needy. Men Can Go For Longer, More Happily, Without Women. That’s The Truth. We Don’t, As Little Boys, Play At Being Married - We Try To Avoid It For As Long As Possible. Meanwhile Women Are Out There Hunting For Husbands.