I Don't Have Any Ambition.

I Can't Be Naturalistic Enough To Make It Sound Real. So Instead, I Just Wander Around Aimlessly Knowing That I'll Be Funny Enough With Stream Of Consciousness Until I Get To The Actual Explosively Funny Part.

Laws, However Divine In Origin And Institution, Would Be Found Of Little Coercion Among Men, Were The Administration Of Them Not Committed To Mortals.

The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often Makes Us Confirm The Opinion Of Those That Consult Us.

If You're Watching A Comedian On Television And He's Making A Political Point, I Would Say He's Gotten Too Serious.

Liberty, Like Health, Appears Most Precious When Lost.