I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All,

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.