I Don't Get No Respect

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!