I Don't Even Know My Own Phone

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.

I Think The Pressure Has Also Helped Me Want To Rise Above That Pressure, And It Has Helped In Accelerating The Healing Process. It's Helped Give Me A Drive. I Have A Definite Survival Drive, And The Pressure Gave Me A Drive To Get On Top Of It.

If Someone Asked Me If I Could Have Anything In The World, What Would L Want? If L Could Own Anything, Like Owning A Piece Of Art, L Think It Would Be Elton John's Publishing, On His First Seven Albums. I Don't Want The Money. Being Able To Own Those Songs Is Like Owning A Painting Of Someone You Admire.

I'd Just Like To Say That I Have A Personal Disgust For Small Dogs, Like Poodles. I Have Some Serious Physical Problems With Them. Everything About Them Means I Must Kill Them. I Must.

Sometimes Your Friends Are Your Lovers, Or Have Been At One Time.