I Don't Believe In Low-fat Cooking.

I Can Understand Why Those Primitive Desert People Think A Camera Steals Their Soul. It Is Unnatural To See Yourself From The Outside.

Sometimes It's Good Just To Be Seduced By The Particular Cheeses Spread Out In Front Of You On A Cheese Counter.

Statistically, People Who Have Been Happily Married And Then Widowed Tend To Remarry.

I Am Not A Chef. I Am Not Even A Trained Or Professional Cook. My Qualification Is As An Eater.

I Was Brought Up An Atheist And Have Always Remained So. But At No Time Was I Led To Believe That Morality Was Unimportant Or That Good And Bad Did Not Exist. I Believe Passionately In The Need To Distinguish Between Right And Wrong And Am Somewhat Confounded By Being Told I Need God, Jesus Or A Clergyman To Help Me To Do So.