I Don T Mind A Reasonable Amount

I Haven't Laughed So Much Over Anything Since The Hogs Ate My Kid Brother.

The Problem With Putting Two And Two Together Is That Sometimes You Get Four, And Sometimes You Get Twenty-two.

To Get What He Wanted, A Man Had To Give Other People What They Wanted.

The People Who Lie The Most Are Nearly Always The Clumsiest At It, And They're Easier To Fool With Lies Than Most People, Too. You'd Think They'd Be On The Look-out For Lies, But They Seem To Be The Very Ones That Will Believe Almost Anything At All.

I Like Women. I Really Like Women.