I Distrust All Television Doctors.

Believe It Or Not, I Have About The Same Success Rate As Anyone Else. Sometimes You Hit, Sometimes You Miss.

There Are Times When I'm Under The Weather And The Corporate Machine Tries To Put Me In The Recording Booth Anyway. It's Always Up To Me To Say, 'guys, Listen To Me, Listen To What I Sound Like. I'm Not Myself.'

The Only Reason We Die, Is Because We Accept Death As An Inevitability.

Obviously I'm A Big Fan Of 'south Park,' But It Gets Tiring At Times When There's So Much Of It.

Whoever Invented Spray Cheese Had To Have Been A Harvard Guy.