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Real Success Is Being Totally Indulgent About Your Own Trip. You Put Your Blinders On About The Garbage And Go Full Speed Ahead.

Love Is A Disease Of The Heartin The End, There Is No Treatment Curable And It Might Just Kill You.

Girls Do Not Dress For Boys. They Dress For Themselves, Of Course, Each Other. If Girls Dressed For Boys, They'd Just Walk Around Naked At All Times.

I Never Keep Anything Beautiful In The Closet.

If A Girl Comes To Me First For A Prom Or A Bar Mitzvah And She Likes The Way She Looks And Her Boyfriend Likes The Way She Looks, She'll Come Back.