I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

Every Problem Solved Is A Problem Made.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

Whether It's A Potato Or A Nut, It's A Foodage!

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.