I Claim To Be A Conscientiously Immoral

Taking All The Round Of Professions And Occupations, You Will Find That Every Man Is The Worse For Being Poor; And The Doctor Is A Specially Dangerous Man When Poor.

Taxes Are The Chief Business Of A Conqueror Of The World.

Self-denial Is Not A Virtue; It Is Only The Effect Of Prudence On Rascality.

A Man Never Tells You Anything Until You Contradict Him.

In The Right Key One Can Say Anything. In The Wrong Key, Nothing: The Only Delicate Part Is The Establishment Of The Key.