I Can't Deal With High Maintenance Chicks.

I Don't Like Characters That Are Left Being Jerks At The End Of The Movie.

I Didn't Go To College, I Went Straight From High School To Working On I'll Fly Away, I Was Very, Very Lucky.

If I Died Snowboarding, You Could Honestly Tell Everybody In The World That Jeremy London Died Happy.

I'm Gonna Be The Best Dad That Ever Lived. I'll Have A Ranch With A Race Car Track And A Golf Course.

I Was Acting My Way Through The Whole Thing.