I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.