I Can Only Know What Love Is

I Am Responsible For No One But Myself.

My Name Is Real, Which Probably Explains Why I Never Became A Superstar... How Would That Look In Lights?

I've Always Had Bronchitis. I've Been Administered The Sacrament Of Death Three Times For It

At Awards Time, The Exorcist Was Nominated In 11 Categories, Everybody But The Janitor Was Up For An Oscar. There Was No Category For What I Did.

I Am Rich From The Bequests Other Gifted People Have Seen Fit To Leave To Me.