I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.

That's One Of The Problems With Making Music Your Business, It Becomes A Business. You're No Longer Just This Kid Who Is A Fan And Going To See Every Show. I've Been In A Bar Every Night For The Last 15 Years. Going To See Bands For Me Is Work.