I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Rave Music Sounds Like An Electronic Disco Version Of '30s Universal Monster Movies.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

That's One Of The Problems With Making Music Your Business, It Becomes A Business. You're No Longer Just This Kid Who Is A Fan And Going To See Every Show. I've Been In A Bar Every Night For The Last 15 Years. Going To See Bands For Me Is Work.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.