I Blinked And I Cured My Brain.

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

We're Vatican Assassins. How Complicated Can It Be?

Fame Is Empowering. My Mistake Was That I Thought I Would Instinctively Know How To Handle It. But There's No Manual, No Training Course.

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.