I Am The Cause Of All My

Anything You Can Aquire Is Only Another Thing You'll Lose.

I Wish I Had The Courage Not To Fight And Doubt Everything... I Wish, Just Once, I Could Say, 'this. This Is Good Enough. Just Because I Choose It.

For The Most Part My Friends Can Always Be More Entertaining Than The Tube Ever Can Be.

I Want My Whole Life Lined With A Topical Anesthetic.

I Learned All Those Jokes In Second Grade. Second Grade Is Really Where They Tell You Those Horrific Jokes, Racist Jokes And Misogynistic Jokes That You Have No Idea What They Mean, And You Just Memorize Them Because They Have A Very Strong Effect, They Make People Laugh In This Kind Of Nervous, Horrible Way, And It's Only Later That You Realize That You've Got A Head Full Of Crap.