I Am One Of The Funniest People

I Feel That The Same God-force That Is The Mother And Father Of The Pope Is Also The Mother And Father Of The Loneliest Wino On The Planet.

Why Are Black Folks Singing Amazing Grace Which Is A Song About A White Slaver's Conversion?

Dogs Are Great Assets To Candidates, And The Feeling Seems To Be Engendered That If A Dog Loves The Candidate, He Can't Be All That Bad.

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?

My Mother Was The Sweetest Lady Who Ever Lived On This Planet, But If You Tried To Tell Her That Jesus Wasn't A Christian, She Would Stomp You To Death.