I Am No More Humble Than My

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower