I Am Furious About Everything.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

Oprah Winfrey Is So Powerful That She Had The Rapture Postponed Until After Her Final Show Airs.

My Mother Could Make Anybody Feel Guilty - She Used To Get Letters Of Apology From People She Didn't Even Know.

When You're First-generation Money, You Want To Say, "i Got A Mercedes And A Rolls And A Lamborghini. Take A Look." When You're Second-generation Money, You're Very Quiet Behind Your Country Club Doors. I Think That's Why People Are Much More Aware. It's The First-generation Wives That Have The Huge Rings And The Second-generation Says, "everyone Be Quiet As We Get On Our Yacht Or Our Private Plane."