I Always Wanted To Perform.

Doing Actual Comedic Material Is Just About The Most Joyful Endeavor Ever. That's The Truth. The Only Time It's Not Funny Is When Business Gets In The Way.

Doing A Half-hour Tv Show Is A Dream

New York Is Nice, But I Don't Like It As Much As I Used To.

This Is An Embarrassment Of Riches, And Boy, Am I Happy To Be Embarrassed.

The Seinfeld Motto: No Learning, No Hugging