I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.

I Feel Sorry For Many Politicians We Expect Them To Be Completely Consistent And Moralised When We're Not.