I Always Look Old When I Work

Melbourne Is The Kind Of Town That Really Makes You Consider The Question 'is There Life After Death?

I Come From An Overly Confident Place. But I'm Overconfident Because Of Feelings Of Inferiority.

I Try Not To Drink Too Much Because When I'm Drunk, I Bite.

Most People Are Walking Around The City Like Corpses; They Aren't Alive Enough To Notice The Trash. They Come From Other Places And They See It As A Big Garbage Dump. Do You Want To Live And Work In A Garbage Dump? I Don't. That's Partly Because I Grew Up In The Most Pristine Environment Possible - Hawaii, Where It Is Sacrilege To Leave Your Garbage On The Ground.

For Days On End, I Would Hardly Speak, And When I Did Only The Vilest Sort Of Gibberish Would Spout Forth. I Became Morose And Fat. Unapproachable, Except When Eating - And Then Only By Waiters.