I Always Do The First Line Well,

I Prefer A Pleasant Vice To An Annoying Virtue.

To Create A Public Scandal Is What's Wicked; To Sin In Private Is Not A Sin.

You Have But To Hold Forth In Cap And Gown, And Any Gibberish Becomes Learning, All Nonsense Passes For Sense.

Cultivated People Should Be Superior To Any Consideration So Sordid As A Mercenary Interest.

Reason Is Not What Decides Love.