I Aim To Please. I'm Nothing If

Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She Is Adorable. She Is Back On The Campaign Trail. Really. She's Going To Campaign In The Senate Runoff In Georgia. As Soon As She Finds Out Where Georgia Is.

I Freely Admit I'm Confused. I'm A Confused And Troubled Individual But At The Same Time...its Free!

I Love The United States. I Have Applied For Citizenship. I Want To Take The Oath Of Allegiance On Tv.

Oprah's Quitting In 2011. Now We Know Why The Mayans Ended Their Calendar In 2012

It Turns Out That Speeding Irresponsibly In A Large Truck, Placing Personal Wealth Ahead Of The Welfare Of Others, Is One Of The Greatest Sins In The Universe.