Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth Makes People Inhuman

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.