Humor Is, By Its Nature, More Truthful

If We're Free To Do What We Want, Why Does Government Always Have A Plan For Us?

For Toddlers I Suggest Leaving Their Mittens On Year-round, Indoors And Out. That Way They Can't Get Into Aspirin Bottles, Liquor Cabinets, Or Boxes Of Kitchen Matches.

Because Of Their Cuisine, Germans Don't Consider Farting Rude. They'd Certainly Be Out Of Luck If They Did.

You Can Always Reason With A German. You Can Always Reason With A Barnyard Animal, Too, For All The Good It Does.

Those Who Do Not Know History Are Probably Also Not Doing Well In English Or Math. P.j. O'rourke