Humanity Always Becomes A Conqueror.

A Circulating Library In A Town Is As An Evergreen Tree Of Diabolical Knowledge.

Here 's To The Maiden Of Bashful Fifteen; Here 's To The Widow Of Fifty; Here 's To The Flaunting, Extravagant Queen, And Here 's To The Housewife That 's Thrifty! Let The Toast Pass; Drink To The Lass; I 'll Warrant She 'll Prove An Excuse For The Glass.

I Hate To See Prudence Clinging To The Green Suckers Of Youth; 'tis Like Ivy Round A Sapling, And Spoils The Growth Of The Tree.

A Life Spent Worthily Should Be Measured By A Nobler Line,-by Deeds, Not Years.

I Own The Soft Impeachment.