How Long Was I In The Army?

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing Can Go Wrong.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.